The Rawlins Review: Game of Thrones S6E9 “Battle of the Bastards”


khaleesi and drogon

1. Khaleesi and her dragons fucked people up

DRACARYS. That’s all you need to know.

rickon and ramsay

2. Rickon got killed

Rickon had a shot to live. All he had to do was run across a field to Jon Snow while Ramsay Bolton shot arrows at him. He could have made it if he had zigzagged. But he didn’t. So he died.

sansa and jon

3. Sansa saves the day

Just when it looked like Jon Snow’s army was going to get squeezed to death, Sansa and Littlefinger rolled up with a fresh new army to cut through Ramsay’s. It would’ve helped if they had come earlier but whatever.

jon snow bear shield

4. Jon beats the shit out of Ramsay

Ramsay pulls a Last Stand and fires off shots at Jon before his imminent death. He also shoots the giant in the eye for a killing blow. Jon blocks all of his arrows with a shield and then proceeds to knock Ramsay to the ground with the shield and beats the absolute shit out of him.

ramsay about to die

5. Sansa’s Revenge

Ramsay’s tied to a chair. He hasn’t fed his dogs in a week. Sansa lets them out and watches them eat his face. Sweet revenge. No. “Revenge is not a valid motive, it’s an emotional response. No, not vengeance. Punishment.” – The Punisher

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